I've been on a porridge spree for a bit, loving those
itty bitty packages of preflavoured instant stuff
so convienient!
I ran out of them.
So this morning I pulled out the bag of slow cook oats from the cupboard
The cat (Barbarella) has this habit of sinking her teeth into anything grainy that
happens to be left out in plain sight.
This morning's victim was the bag of tortillas.
She chews through the plastic and messes up a few pieces then runs away
The bag of oats had a few toothy holes in it,
so I internally scolded her and proceeded
measure water
put on to boil
measure oats
mix in
stir wait enjoy
sugar,
cinnamon,
spoon
I'm half way through the bowl
when I notice ...
A sunflower seed?
hmmm
kinda dark for that.
Oh.
hMMM
what's that other off colour brown spot
OH!
Mouse turd
and maggot in my meal this morning
Lovely
I'm going back to toast.
3 comments:
ewwww.
lol nice
I'm at my desk and Dad's behind me renovating the big cupboards. (Why do we call them cupboards when we'll never store cups in them?) So anyhow, I read your latest two blog posts out loud to Dad, and laughing with him was definitely more fun than laughing alone -- though I'm sure I would have laughed out loud in any case.
Love you, Jeffrey.
Your sister
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